May 2013
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A friend of mine: I'm my mom's least favourite son... and I'm an only child.
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If somehow in the future I end up wearing a waist bag you have my permission to kill me, no questions asked, just do it and make it quick.
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“A great man once said, everything is about sex. Except sex. Sex is about power.”
– Frank Underwood - House of Cards (via thegloomingpeace)
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personally i feel like romeo and juliet could have handled the situation better
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Also, the creator of Tumblr who sold it to Yahoo for 1.1million Dollars is only 26 years old and this makes think that I’ve failed at life.
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Having a pimple on your finger must be one of the stupidest/annoying places to have one.
the-lonely-scottish-guy:
‘stop being overdramatic’ they say
‘i dont know what you mean’ i say as i descend from the ceiling, surrounded by mist
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marielikestodraw:
pahnem:
mercuriesrising:
aparticularlygoodfinder:
Go to Starbucks. Order coffee for “Prisoner 24601”
When they call out your order, jump up and yell “My name is Jean Valjean!”
And if the barista replies with “AND I’M JAVERT,” you tip that motherfucker so hard
you tip them right over the edge of a bridge
you fucking didn’t
oh my god.
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Not to get cocky but if I continue to cook like this I’m gonna be pretty fat in no time.
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nishlo:
nishlo:
CARTOONIST FOUND DEAD IN HIS APARTMENT
DETAILS ARE SKETCHY
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yeezytaughtme:
love yourself like kanye loves himself
believe in yourself like kanye believes in himself
know you’re the shit like kanye knows he’s the shit
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futureaintwhatitusedtobe:
mychemcalromance:
roses are red
tumblr is blue
nobody likes you
so fuck off yahoo
by far the best poem i’ve ever read
Dead!
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