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“Please remove the dead whore from my room.”

Wed, 22 May 2013 13:22:00 +0100

“Please remove the dead whore from my room.”

Best!

Wed, 22 May 2013 09:35:30 +0100

Best!

Best parenting ever!

Wed, 22 May 2013 08:34:17 +0100

Best parenting ever!

Next time I have the opportunity to say “don’t be a...

Wed, 22 May 2013 08:32:10 +0100

Next time I have the opportunity to say “don’t be a bitch” I’m gonna say this instead, it’s so much more accurate.

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Tue, 21 May 2013 15:48:35 +0100

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Tue, 21 May 2013 15:44:39 +0100

Not to get cocky but if I continue to cook like this I’m gonna be pretty fat in no time.

Tue, 21 May 2013 09:15:51 +0100

Not to get cocky but if I continue to cook like this I’m gonna be pretty fat in no time.

hollywoodwhispers: Also, I… apparently my bookshelf has themes...

Tue, 21 May 2013 09:05:27 +0100

hollywoodwhispers:

Also, I… apparently my bookshelf has themes now?

Best set of bookshelves!

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Tue, 21 May 2013 09:01:54 +0100

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Tue, 21 May 2013 08:37:12 +0100

The Birds (Alfred Hitchcock, 1963), Game of Thrones, Season 3,...

Tue, 21 May 2013 08:35:34 +0100

The Birds (Alfred Hitchcock, 1963),

Game of Thrones, Season 3, Episode 8 “Second Sons” (2013)

nishlo: nishlo: CARTOONIST FOUND DEAD IN HIS APARTMENT DETAILS ARE SKETCHY

Tue, 21 May 2013 06:36:13 +0100

nishlo:

nishlo:

CARTOONIST FOUND DEAD IN HIS APARTMENT

DETAILS ARE SKETCHY

So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6...

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:44:39 +0100

So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.

This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.

…you know. Just when I start to lose faith in humanity….Hm.

yeezytaughtme: love yourself like kanye loves himself believe in yourself like kanye believes in...

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:28:28 +0100

yeezytaughtme:

love yourself like kanye loves himself

believe in yourself like kanye believes in himself

know you’re the shit like kanye knows he’s the shit

vegansanfrancishet: So, I paint my nails pretty regularly these...

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:28:11 +0100

vegansanfrancishet:

So, I paint my nails pretty regularly these days. I also work as a barista/cashier pretty regularly these days. A few weeks back, I had a customer come in, a fairly typical, sheltered, suburban soccer mom, and she ordered a latte from me. She saw my brightly colored nails and said, “Wow, you’re so brave! My son asked me about painting his nails, and if it’s okay for boys to do that. Now I’ll tell him there’s a cool guy who does it too!” It was a nice moment, very cute.

Then, last week, she came in again, and said, “Hey, I’m so glad you’re here! I want you to meet someone!” She then brings her son forward, and says, “Okay sweetie, show him what you did!” And he throws his hands up, showing off his bright, sparkling blue nails. He shows them off, and I show mine off to him. He smiles. We fist bump.

Guys, I’ve only wanted to cry once at work before, and that was when someone ordered a large dry soy cappuccino on ice.

This time, though. This was a good cry.

pizza: pizza: the yahoo staff are being scary they...

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:27:58 +0100

pizza:

pizza:

the yahoo staff are being scary

they apologized

Kit Harington goes to a Toronto Maple Leafs game.

Mon, 20 May 2013 15:41:51 +0100

Kit Harington goes to a Toronto Maple Leafs game.

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Mon, 20 May 2013 13:05:09 +0100

missmiddle-earth: Finished! :D I will marry whoever knits this...

Mon, 20 May 2013 12:00:54 +0100

missmiddle-earth:

Finished! :D

I will marry whoever knits this for me!

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Mon, 20 May 2013 11:47:32 +0100